evilwizard:

me: *covered in scratch marks* i am still a powerful and respectable wizard, you know

my imp krongus: *doubtfully* yes, my lord

me: i did eventually kill the mouse with a needle for a sword

krongus: it’s just that it was so close, my lord

mrrwsoup:

luxuriating

tenderanarchist:

limethefrog:

Just two girls with their pink top hats

They are going on a date to the opera

hhyukii-art-shenanigans:

kafka go muah

loireejinn:

*“A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES” followed by the sound a dodgeball makes when it hits you*

thetetra:

academicgangster:

catasters:

(Source: pin.it)

kinerxy:

Haunted

turbro:

dat-soldier:

fell cock first on a cactuce

xo-romiiarts:

HEAR ME OUT..